dogs deserve to live forever
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
T Hiddy shaking it while singing ‘The Bare Necessities’.
- November 2013
carry on my
there’ll be peace
lay your weary
once i rose above
just to get a glimpse
zac efron came out as bisexual??? I bet corbin bleu him
during high school musical 2
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship
i think my brain just exploded
science side of tumblr, please explain
Air on bottom go woosh. Air on top go woosh. Air on front go woosh. Little plane stay still.
Thanks science side of tumblr